Kern's Holler Journal 
Victorian Sex Manual by Anonymous

Specifically, a sex manual chapter of My Secret Life, by Anonymous:

Providence has made the continuation of the species depend on a process of a coupling the sexes, called fucking. It is performed by two organs. That of the male is familiarly and vulgarly called a prick, that of the female a cunt. Politely one is called a penis the other a pudenda. The prick, broadly speaking, is a long, fleshy, gristly pipe. The cunt a fleshy, warm, wet hole, or tube. The prick is at times and in a peculiar manner, thrust up the cunt, and discharges a thick fluid into it, and that is the operation called fucking. It is not a graceful operation, in fact it is not more elegant than pissing, or shitting, and is more ridiculous; but it is one giving the intensest pleasure to the parties operating together, and most people try to do as much of it as they can.

The prick is placed at the bottom of the belly, and hangs just between the thighs of the roan. It consists of a circular, pendulous pipe, or tube of skin and gristle, with a hole through it, by which piss and sperm is sent out. It has a knob or tip at its end, like a blunt pointed heart, and is covered with a most delicate thin skin, which has the most exquisite sensitiveness to touch. Over this knob or tip is a thickish skin of the same character as that which covers the stem of the prick, and is formed in such manner that it can be easily pulled from off of the tip. It shields the tip from injury, and keeps it moist and sensitive. It is called the foreskin, or prepuce. The prick is usually flabby and hanging down, is about three inches long, and soft to the feel. The outer skin feels loose all over it as does the foreskin or prepuce, which covers the tip. But when the man is lewd, that is to say, wants to fuck, it lengthens, thickens, stands up quite stiff, and the foreskin comes a little off the knob, which is then of a fine carmine colour. If the skin does not then move off readily it is easily pulled back a little. When put to the cunt, it goes back at once, and the knob in its exquisite sensitiveness goes up the cunt uncovered, followed by the rest of the prick, until the whole is up it, to the balls. The balls, or stone bag, is a wrinkled, skinny bag, hanging at the root of the prick and a few inches on its under side from the bum hole. It contains two stones called also testicles, which feel from the outside about the size of bantams' eggs, and some people call them their eggs. Sometimes this bag feels firmer than at other times - and is always a good handful. If it feels firm and full, and is covered with well defined close wrinkles, it is generally a sign that the man is in fucking order. This bag is sometimes called a ballocks, but oftentimes when a man speaks of his ballocks, he means his prick and balls all together. The stem of the prick is smooth, and usually free from hair until towards the point at which it connects with the belly and balls, where it is covered with hair which curls round it. It seems to come out of a hairy thicket, which grows up the stomach towards the navel but stops short of it. There is usually but little hair on the balls, but it grows round beneath them, and sometimes down the inner side of the thighs a slight way, and under the balls' bag to the arse hole, and sometimes even there is short hair round that hole. If there be much it is called hairy-arsed, and is not convenient, for it interferes with the comfortable cleaning and wiping of the bum, after voiding.

The prick is naturally dry excepting the tip, which is usually covered by the foreskin, and which has at all times a tendency to be moist. If a man is randy for a long time and cannot ease himself by fucking, or frigging, or by getting his sperm out somehow, this tip sweats a white pomatum looking stuff, which covers the tip, and collects under the knob, where it joins the stem. This randy exudation called sebaceous, emits strongly a peculiar male smell. A fuck clears it all off. Inside the body of the male are organs for secreting and forming a stuff called sperm, or spunk, which is whitish, partly thickish, and resembles paste which is thin and badly made, or thin lumpy gruel. This is spit up the woman's curt, through the tip of the prick when fucking. This emission in popular language is called spending, or spunking, and is the period of the highest pleasure of the fuck, and the ending of it. This stuff, is the male seed, and impregnates the woman, or as it is called in simple language, gets her in the family way.

The cunt is the woman's organ, and is placed at the bottom of her belly between the thighs. It consists, firstly and outwardly, of a slit about five inches long, looking like a gap or cut, with lips. It begins near the bum hole, and curves upwards towards the lower part of the belly in the direction of the navel, and finishes in a hillock, or pad of flesh, a little above the thighs. This pad gradually dies off
into the general surface of the belly, and is called a mons, or pincushion. In some women the slit, or cunt gap, is less than in others but in all they begin near the bumhole, and the lips gradually thicken, and then die out again into the mons. In some women these lips are in part of their length, twice as thick as, those of a man's mouth. In others they are thin, and some scarcely have the form of lips at all, but look like swollen flesh. The cunt looks like a mere cut, in such women.

There is hair all over the pincushion, or as it is called the motte, and round the outer lips of the curt, down to its bum hole end. The hair getting usually less thick, and shorter, as it gets there; but at times as in the man, the hair grows a little round the bum hole itself, and up the bum furrow. The pad, or pincushion, or mons, is placed there to cover certain bones which go over that part of the cunt, and prevent the man hurting his belly, when thrusting up the cunt in fucking. This in his excitement, he might at certain moments do by shoving violently. The mons, or motte, is more thickly covered with hair than the rest of the cunt, particularly at the spot where the slit begins, or opens.

If the outer lips be pulled open, their inside will be seen to be smooth, fleshy, almost pulpy, and like the inside of a mouth and of pink or carmine colour according to the age of the female and the usage of her cunt. A little way below the beginning of the slit at the belly end of it, is a little lump or button of flesh called the clitoris. This is red, and smooth like the rest, and in some women, is much larger than in others. When the woman is not sexually excited, or wanting a fuck, or is not randy that is to say, this is softish, but when randy it gets a little firm or solid, or as they say stiff, but not in all. It is the chief seat of pleasure in a woman, for though the prick rubs against it but little in fucking, the woman often gives herself pleasure by rubbing it with her finger, or frigging herself there, till she spends. This is a description of what may be termed the mouth of the cunt or its externals, and its inner parts must now be described. Just under the clitoris, almost in continuation of it in fact, but just at the beginning of what I call the prick tube, it being specially made to take the prick, is a little projection in which is a hole. This is the woman's piss duct.

Both clitoris and piss duct are for the most part covered by the outer hairy lips, the hair curling round in front, and partly overshadowing the gap, hides all of it more or less in most grown women; but when women want to piddle, nature induces them to squat down, so that their bums are within a few inches of the ground. In that position the cunt gapes and opens, the clitoris and piss-vent come to the front, and the piss comes out with force. The hair of the cunt is shortish, opens with the lips but nevertheless it is frequently wetted by the stream. If there is longish hair, you may see drops of piddle, like drops of dew, clinging to it when she stands up after pissing. Some, of the piddle also runs down to the mouth of the vagina, or fucking prick hole, yet to be described, and that part being not unfrequently a little sticky, the piss cleanses it. Thus the outer hair, and the inside of the cunt mouth and lips, are wetted generally by the woman's piddle, and when she gets up, she usually tucks her clothes for an instant between her thighs to, dry it. This is vulgarly called "mopping her cunt."

Beneath the piddling orifice, the soft red surface slopes down, and inwards, to a hole very near to the bum hole, so near in fact that you may readily put one finger up the cunt and a thumb up the bum hole, and pinch the partition which separates them. This is the vagina, or prick receiver, the hole which goes up into the woman's belly, and in which the operation of fucking is done, by the man's prick. The opening is in some a little tight, but inside is more capacious. In all cunts, it easily distends, and will take any thing from a little finger to a rolling pin, and will gently close on, clasp, or embrace it, with an evenly tightening grip all round, whatever its size may be. This fucking hole is deep enough usually to take a stiff prick six inches long, without pain to the woman. If it hurts, they have a knack of dropping their buttocks, so as to prevent the prick going too far up. This vagina, as it also is called, at the top or end, rounds off and contracts, and the tube of the womb enters it. In the neck is a small orifice usually closed but at the proper time during fucking it opens. It is against this opening that the man's prick knocks, and the sperm is shot out in fucking.

From the clitoris, and inside the outer lips of the runt clit or Sap already described, are little thinnish red flaps or cartilage, which descend on each side, and terminate by the prick hole. They are in fact a sort of inner cunt lips, and are called Nymphae, or vulgarly often called lapels, or lappets. They are of the same pink or carmine tint as the inside of the whole of the cunt mouth. In most women these lips are so small that when a woman's legs are closed, or only just slightly opened, the outer and hair runt lips hide and cover them, or they only just show the thinnest red line between them. In other women they are large, and hang out even like large red flaps. These lapels are always moist inside, and when large, and a woman opens her legs so that the outer lips separate, the lapels stick together, the clitoris
peeping above them. The prick. of course opens and passes between them, and they rub on side of it in fucking. In virgins, just inside the tube, prick-receiver, or vagina, and behind the piss vent, is a little red film or membrane covering the hole, all but a little perforation through which the monthlies, or courses, or bloodies, as they are called, and other Bunt juices of the woman escape. This is the hymen, or virginity, which is broken by the prick the first time the women is fucked, leaving the membrane with a ragged edge like a cockscomb, but which raggedness disappears in a year or two after fucking.

The hole or tube which receives the prick, is also pink, soft, and smooth inside, and feels like the kernels on the inside of the mouth. The sides will give ready way to the push of the finger, and being elastic it directly recovers itself when the finger is withdrawn, and therefore closes gently on the prick whether a large or a small one. This quality makes it a very pretty plaything for the man. Nothing pleases some so much as putting their fingers up it, or playing as it is called at stink-finger, whilst the woman plays with his cock and balls. This mutual handling and titillation of each others privates, makes them both lewd or ready to fuck. I forgot to say that when the man's prick is randy and the woman squeezes it, that the hole at the tip opens slightly, and a strong smell comes out of, it. Some women when randy like that smell.

The cunt is always wet inside. If anything be put up to dry it, it is wet a minute afterwards. If a woman wants fucking it gets wetter, and in some women if they have their clitoris titillated, their cunts get very wet indeed. This moisture is very smooth and slimy, and is salt to the taste, which condition is intended so to lubricate it, and to make it smoother and nicer for the man's prick, the red, fine skinned tip of which is very thin and highly sensitive. It is the seat of pleasure in fact. The cunt has always a peculiar smell, slightly fishy or cheesy it has been called, though I never detected that sort of smell. This is the case even with the cleanest women, and it is stronger if a women has been very randy for some time, and has not washed her cunt, or in one who rarely washes it, but depends on her piddle and her cunt mopping afterwards to keep it sweet and wholesome. This cuntal smell from a healthy, clean, woman, is pleasant and stimulating to most men.

Fucking consists in putting the two organs just described, together. That is, in the man making his prick stiff and pushing it up the cunt as far as it will go, and quite plugging it up.

Then pushing it backwards and forwards in it, and gradually quicker and quicker, his prick getting stiffer and stiffer, and her cunt getting wetter, and tighter and tighter, until at last the pleasure which both feel from the instant their privates meet, and which increases gradually as the fuck goes on, gets maddening almost in its intensity, and terminates by the balls shooting out through his prick into her cunt, a quantity of sperm, and the whole surface of her cunt at the same time clipping his prick, and exuding a thinnish milky liquor described before. This done, with intense pleasure to both, they are both quiet, satisfied, and almost insensible for an instant from excess of pleasure. Then the cunt gets lax, the prick shrinks out of it, and the fuck is over.

But before this occurs both of them should feel, and the man actually must be randy or want to fuck, for without that his prick will not be stiff, and the symptoms of lust or randiness must be understood in the first place. Randiness in a man shows itself by his prick feeling uneasy, yet with a voluptuous sensation, by its swelling, lengthening, and stiffening. His thoughts go to women who look beautiful in his eyes then, even if they did not before. He longs for them, gets fidgety, and, if sitting; has a desire to wriggle his backside backwards and forwards. He can scarcely keep his fingers from his prick, but wants to feel it and fondle it. His prick burns, his balls, if he has not recently done too much fucking, are firm and covered with well corrugated, close wrinkles. If he touches his prick much, it begins to throb, and knocks up toward his belly. His bumhole tightens and squeezes, as the prick knocks, and, when in that state, he is ready to fuck anything, from his sister to his grandmother, from a ten year-old, to a woman of sixty, for a standing prick has no conscience. Woe be to the female whom he gets a chance at, if she does not want him, for he will have her if he can.

Randiness in a woman shows itself in some respects in the same way, but it gives much less outward sign. She feels restless, has an inclination to press her legs close together, then to open them wide, then close them again. To squeeze her cunt tight by the muscles at the orifice of the prick hole, the same action closing tightly her arse hole, which thus acts sympathetically with the cunt. To move her bum about uneasily on the chair, to sigh with a sensation of pleasure, and throw herself about. To put her fingers on her cunt and play with it, and to rub her clitoris. Her cunt feels hot-burning, some times it gets wet, very wet, with a hang swooning sensation, and yet she does not exude or spend as when being fucked, she is sensitive with men.

If one touches her hand or squeezes it, it gives her pleasure. Any attention from a man fills her with vague desires of she knows not what. Her eyes seek his, then drop and if she has seen or known much of men's nature, she eyes askant his trousers, just where his prick lies, and blushes at what she is doing, as if he knew what she was thinking about. If she is of a very sensitive, or warm nature, or what is called "hot arsed" or hot cunted, or "randy arsed" and thus lewdness has continued for a long time without the relief given by fucking, she is subject to hysterics. In young women a good fucking sets them to rights, but this is by the way. Some girls when randy, giggle and laugh a great deal, and laugh at all a man says to them. Their eyes brighten and languish, they involuntarily return the pressure of the man's hands. All this is just what incites men to desire to fuck them.

When both the man and woman are randy, they are in the best condition for fucking, but when not so, and nature is impelling them both toward copulation, they make each other lewd if they get an opportunity.

Let us suppose a couple together, he having had women before, she having had it once or twice on the sly, but has been a long time without it, and determines not to risk it again. He knows nothing about this but begins to long for her. They are quite alone, and there is no chance of being disturbed. He looks at her, chats pleasantly, draws nearer and nearer, till they sit quite close. He wonders what her secret charms are, if her thighs are round and plump, her bum big. Then his mind goes to her cunt. He thinks of its hair, its color, and then his prick stiffens and he longs to fuck her, and wondering if she wants it, or will let him, is impelled to try.

Then under the impulse of intention, his desire to discharge his sperm up her becomes stronger. Reckless, he begins kissing, which is resisted at first by her, but at length permitted once and with protest. Then his arm goes round her waist, he draws her closer, and so they sit whilst for a time he murmurs love.

Then one hand goes on her knees outside her clothes, and more kisses follow. If not randy before, the pressure of his arm, and hand now drawn still nearer to her belly, or pressing on her thighs but still outside her clothes, makes her randy now. He kisses her more passionately and in doing so, his hand pushes against her belly. She guesses he had done it purposely but says nothing. Her cunt and bum hole tighten and a voluptuous shiver runs through her. She fears herself, and threatens to cry out but does not. Gradually she returns his kisses, but begs him to go and leave her. Meanwhile he has stooped a little, has felt her ankles, has thrust his hand up her petticoats and it is on her thigh just above her knee. She resists violently, but lewdness now pervades her system. She is in a sweet confusion, and overwhelmed with lustful sensations, one moment makes a half cry, then laughs, then says "hush" as bawdy wishes now find utterance from him. She perhaps kisses him to leave off, but does not wish him, likes what he is doing, knows it is wrong, but makes up her mind that he shan't do the trick to her.

This lasts for a time. She is getting sick with lewd desire. A cry, a struggle, and he has forced his finger between her cunt lips, it is rubbing her clitoris, whilst she with closed thighs is pushing him away with one hand, and trying to pull down her clothes with the other. She shifts her bum back, tightens her thighs together, but he keeps his finger there still. Then he pulls out his prick, a stiff, ivory, red tipped rod, with its pendulous, firm balls. Its look fascinates her. He tells her to look at it. She turns her head and eyes away, but can't help turning them again. He struggles now to get her clothes up-she to prevent him. Now he pushes the prick against her hand and a thrill goes through her as she feels the hot rod. Again and again it knocks against her hand, he snatches her hand and makes her clasp his prick. With a cry, she snatches it away. In doing this he has for the instant withdrawn his hand from her cunt, and with a slight feeling of relief she thinks for the moment he is going to cease.

Vain hope, if she hopes it, which is often doubtful, for the feel of her hand on his doodle has made him curious. Seizing her, he pulls up her clothes, sees her thighs, and the dark hairy shadow above the split, and ere she can prevent it, his finger is pushed further towards the prick hole. She cries out that he hurts, but he pushes on his fingers. She entreats, resists, but voluptuous sensations are coursing thro her veins. The stiff prick dances before her eyes, and altho she would resist if she could, feels her power to do so going, for lewdness has possession of her body, and desire to let him have his way is taking possession of her soul; and so both panting, they for a minute cease-he keeping his fingers where he had forced them.

Nature has placed the woman's clitoris so that it cannot escape man's fingers. If a woman closes her thighs tightly, a man cannot from the front get his finger to the cunt hole; and from the back, the arse cheeks close, so that without violence he cannot do it, even when she be standing up, altho as easily then, as from the front. But without hurting her, and do what she may to prevent him, the clitoris can be reached by this middle finger. By pushing it through the closed thighs, it reaches the upper part of the cunt where the clitoris lies, and was so placed to enable the man to incite and incline the woman to submit to his will in copulation.

In a minute he recommences. In vain she tightens her thighs his finger rubs heavier and heavier against it, he holds her close to him with one arm, kissing and beseeching; whilst just under her eyes is the throbbing prick ready to plug her. Her thighs are exposed, she is now too excited to pull her clothes down, and her cunt feels wet. "Ah! Ah! What is this?" A shiver of pleasure runs through her, which makes her, spite of herself, open for a second her thighs, her cunt feels wetter, her face inclines towards his, round her backside, he clasps her to him as if to squeeze the breath out of her; her hands tighten round his waist, or rub convulsively over his buttocks, or up his back.

Up go her thighs gently again, and press tightly against his haunches, he grasps her bum like a vice and with a long drawn breath - with a sigh from him, and perhaps a convulsive cry of "cunt," out shoots his spunk against the portals of her womb which open to receive it, her cunt at the same moment tightening round his prick and grinding it, and distilling over it on all sides its thin, salt, milky, juices. What sperm her womb does not suck up and absorb, unites with her juices, making a bath in which his prick lies weltering. Some squeezes out, making still wetter the hair of both their genitals, and then with gentle and gradually diminishing wriggles, and backside movements of both, with gentle murmurs, sighs, and kisses, they lay quiet in each other's arms in luscious Elysium, with limbs stretched out, and every muscle tranquil, what senses they have left, absorbed in dreamy thoughts of prick, cunt, sperm, and fucking, and in loving delight in each other.

So they lay for a few minutes until, he moves again, when the friction of his prick, even in her lubricated cunt, causes it sympathetically to tighten, though but slightly only, for sated with pleasure that channel to her womb has lost its muscular power for a while. Yet the gentle grip it gives sends a thrill of pleasure through him, and his shrinking prick; this sends forth one drop more of lingering sperm now in its thinnest liquidity. It is the last. - Then his weight oppresses her, she moves, and his shrunken, wet, cock, comes out dripping over her anus, and with a kiss he rises. In doing so a drop falls on to her thigh, or on the thicket of cunt hair -it is the parting dew. She also rises, pulling down her petticoats and for a minute they are both silent and look at each other. On his face is a smile of satisfaction. She blushes and looks abashed at her doings, and is in the dreamy pleasure of a sperm saturated cunt.

If the happy couple have fucked before, and are in bed tranquilly together, the game is slightly varied. Their spend is over; but naked, limb to limb, he lingers on her belly, nestling his balls up to her and trying to keep his prick in its soft, smooth, wet, warm lodging. He lingers on her long, the hair on both their privates sticking and drying together, so close and intermingled have they got. His weight, which she did not feel whilst thrusting and moving in her and their postures varied each moment, now oppresses her; her resistance is gone, her eyes close, she is nearly spending, she only murmurs, "No - no - oh don't - leave off - I won't," to his earnest entreaties, and the next instant falls back under his pressure, or is partly -dragged, partly lifted, lustily conscious, to the nearest bed or couch, all resistance is gone, she is saturated with lust and is quiet. Then their bellies meet, his hand insinuates itself tinder her round warm haunches, something stiff and hard, yet smooth and soft, pokes between her thighs and glides quickly down over her clitoris. She feels it at her cunt entrance, it thrusts, it enters, it is tip her, she feels it in her vitals and the balls knocking against her buttocks, and then for a minute both are quiet.

Then up to her womb, then down nearly to her cunt lips, backwards and forwards goes the prick. Long shoves, short shoves, quick, quicker, a sigh from him, a wriggle from, her, and then again a slight rest. A shove again, and then perhaps (though but rarely) he, curious, withdraws one hand from her smooth bum, and feels the stem of his tool gently closed round by her cunt lips, gently yet firmly, and the hairs of their organs mingling. His finger gently touches the clitoris against the lower end of which his prick had rubbed. A shiver of delight goes through her as she feels trim, and juices begin to exude from her cunt. On go the thrusts, quick, quick, quicker and harder, his rigid prick knocks at the portals of her womb. Now a sigh from her, her eyes close, her mouth gently opens. Shorter and quicker are now the thrusts, and his arse wriggles, he thrusts up her cunt as if he would engulf his whole body in her, his balls covering her arsehole, wag and rub, and knock against her bum cheeks, her belly heaves her thighs open wide, her knees move up gently, her legs stretch out, then close on his again and squeeze his thighs, his prick stiffens more, and begins to throb violently in her, her cunt juices have wetted it from tip to root, it is running out and wetting the hairs round his prick stem.

Now a more delicious and almost maddening sensation pervades their whole bodies. Gradually more and more powerful, it usurps their senses in a voluptuous delirium. If her father were now to come into the room, she would cling to the man. If he knew his mother was being murdered in the next room, he would not, to save her, withdraw his prick from the cunt. Now their kisses are moist, their tongues meet, their saliva's mingle,-he sucks all he can from her mouth, his hands tighten and she moves, or has a cough or feigns one, which shakes her belly and his shrinking prick uncunts.

Still he will not get off, and the red wet tip, is still dribbling out a little sperm which drops on her bum hole-or against her bum cheeks. Then following his withdrawal, some of their mixed essences which her womb has not sucked into it, rolls out like a great thick tear towards her arsehole. He turns off of her. She turns on her side towards him and the spunk tear changes its course, and lodges on her thigh near to the arsehole end of the cunt. She need not put down her fingers to feel that her cunt fringe is wet, she feels unmistakably that her cunt lips are slobbered, wet, and spermy; and it gives her pleasure to feel it there for it came from out of his body into hers. She loves him for putting it there. He also turns towards her, his prick still shrinking, flabby, and sloppy, falls on his thigh and wets it, and he loves that wetness for it came from her cunt. Then belly to belly or belly to bum, naked and touching, with soft bawdy words of love, and bawdy images floating dreamily across their minds. She thinking of balls, prick, fucking and of the spunk lying in her cunt. He of cunt, spunk, and tongue sucking, they fall asleep, and that is fucking.

But often times something comes of this cunt basting-not quite unknown, but mostly unthought of during the hot fit of lust and pleasure, and certainly unhoped for excepting by married women. Something which, had it been thought of whilst with clasped haunches, wriggling buttocks, prick thrusts, heaving bellies, sighs and murmurs, the couple were insensible to all but pleasure, their souls steeped in Elysium, would certainly have made the lady at least a little anxious. That second or two's mixed spending, and spunk sucking up of the womb, sometimes causes the lady to be in the family way, and that day nine months, after much fainting, sickness, longing for all that is out of season and out of reason, with a swollen turgid belly, much spewing, five minute pissings, farting, shitting, and the whites: an infant comes down that cunt, the result of such fucking, and this is how it comes about.

High up in the belly of the woman and in recesses just outside the womb, are little organs or parts of her body, containing what are called ova - and which common people call eggs - it is a sort of enclosure in which a woman breeds eggs within herself, out of herself, and parcel of her nature. Leading from this egg nest, is a little tube connecting with the womb, and at monthly periods, an egg is squeezed out of it into the womb through this passage, and 'it only wants to be touched by the man's spunk when man and woman are both discharging in their spasm of pleasure, and lo! the thing is done. That which had no life, lives, the egg is vivified, the woman is impregnated, is with child. Then it will grow bigger and bigger in her, and her belly will swell, until in the nine months, out comes a child through her cunt.

And this is the exact process and time when the egg has life given to it. As far as is known, the thing takes place at the moment when both man and woman are in the greatest state of voluptuous enjoyment, and at the crisis and termination of the fucking. If the man alone spends in the woman's cunt, it will not do it. If the woman spends alone, it will not do it. If they spend some time after each other, it may or may not do it. But as the fuck goes on, and their mutual pleasure increases just at the moment that the woman's cunt tightens, just as the man shoves short or merely wriggles his prick as far up the cunt as he can, the egg either being there ready, or being then squeezed out of the bag into the womb, the woman's juices exude from her into her cunt. The man's spunk squirts, the womb sucks in the male and female mixture, the egg is touched, and life begotten. Thus in the delirious ecstasy " of the fuck, the job is done.

Such is a prick- such a cunt - such fucking - such the consequence. The fucking organs excepting to those who have them, would not perhaps be thought handsome. No one thinks a dog's prick handsome, or a cow's cunt beautiful, yet they are not unlike those of the human species. No one who sees a dog fucking a bitch, thinks that their action is elegant, or their faces edifying, yet their movements are much like those of the human species. The wriggling of the lady's buttocks when a prick is moving up her, and the up and down movements of the man's haunches, and the saucers he makes in his arse cheeks are not elegant, their slobbered privates when they have finished not nice, their faces during the operation not expressing intellect. In fact the motion is somewhat monotonous, is inelegant, almost ridiculous, and the end, Sloppy and odorous; yet they both think the operation most beautiful.

And if a woman in stature, form, colour, skin, and in beauty of mouth, teeth, nose, and eye, were perfect; if her limbs were perfect, her breasts ivory, her breath sweet as a honey suckle, her voice tender, her temper perfect, and if in brief she comprised all that we call perfection in a woman; yet were she without that hairy mouthed, slippery, half slimy, salt, and odorous cunt, a man would sooner sleep with his grandmother or lie down with a cow than with her.

And if a man be tall as a guardsman, formed like Apollo, be strong as Hercules, and a grand model of strength, beauty, and all that is attractive in man, if he even be gentle and kind to a woman, and yet had not that bit of distensible gristle, with its pendant balls, or if having it, it would not stiffen and swell at times so as to enter, fill, and plug up the runt entirely, and shed into the innermost recesses and end of the cunt, that thickish, semi-opaque, gruelly essence of man's blood, she would not care a far for him, and would sooner sleep with a male monkey.

This is a description of the organs employed, and the object, art, and manner of using them; which is called fucking - together with its results. It is written in this simple, homely, yet classical manner; so as to enable the dullest, simplest, and most unsophisticated to understand it. It is specially suitable for ignorant boys and girls from twelve to fifteen years of age, at which period they begin to think of such matters, and when they may study, it with most advantage, because and at that age the world tries its best to obscure the consideration, and to hinder all real knowledge about it getting to them.

It may be read usefully after evening family prayers also, by older members of the family, to whom at times, it may serve as an aphrodisiac, and it will spare many young, but full grown people, trouble and loss of time in searching for knowledge which ought to be known to all, but which owing to a false morality, is a subject put aside as improper.