Kern's Holler Poem Bunker
Bizzarro Purple
Oooh, when
you see that crosspost scum
A comin up the road
Will you turn the other cheek
Just like a gutless toad?
Or will you stand your sacred ground
And form in with the bats
Tell 'im 'e's not welcome 'ere
And give 'im sev'ral smacks
Plonk him if he's wack
Plonk him till he fucks off
And doesn't come back
Plonk him in the bollocks
Plonk him in the head
Plonk him till he really hurts
Plonk him till he's deeeeaaaaad
A comin up the road
Will you turn the other cheek
Just like a gutless toad?
Or will you stand your sacred ground
And form in with the bats
Tell 'im 'e's not welcome 'ere
And give 'im sev'ral smacks
Plonk him if he's purple
Plonk him if he's wack
Plonk him till he fucks off
And doesn't come back
Plonk him in the bollocks
Plonk him in the head
Plonk him till he really hurts
Plonk him till he's deeeeaaaaad
When he starts a snivelling
And pleadin for his life
Tell him that you're only sad
You missed his kids and wife
Tell him how your father fought
In wars not long ago
To save this country from the likes
Of fucking GI Ho
Plonk him if he's wack
Plonk him till he fucks off
And doesn't come back
Plonk him in the bollocks
Plonk him in the head
Plonk him till he really hurts
Plonk him till he's deeeeaaaaad