I bring you good tidings of great hope!
I couldn't stop thinking about the beheading on the Greyhound Bus.
That is so HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm trying real hard to make sure
I continue to have an anus in good health
for the rest of my years.
You might be a closet gay
Keep it at least PG13 rated though folks, I'm not a ho.
Now I know where I was getting that retarded racist vibe from
'Did Palin cost McCain the election?'
I say, well maybe, but Oprah sure helped.
I still continue to be
not so impressed with "chocoholics."
Descening Into Madness - Send More Lube
The way monks in India promote child prostitution is WRONG.
I mean Gee,
you'd think there'd be more water in
"The Bridge over the River Quay"
I may have had some psychic visions
regarding this and that and the other
regarding the Jackson Family
As for JFK, the man was assassinated.
Obviously, SOMEONE didn't find
him worth much beloving
Start checking out Canada as a future source of the American Dream
God is great and beer is good
Scandinavian children singing the song
in some Scandinavian language
Per the movie "Moonstruck" -- "Don't shit where you eat."
Would you like me to do a Tarot reading(s) for you?
Please note, I do not "read" the future or tell fortunes
like you even bothered to read my post you slackless pinks
Shouldn't be too judgemental of subgenii who are merely in their
natural state of unjoin
Another lie from another slackless bitch!
thanks for your comment though I didn't really "get" it.
I don't really like what you're posting in this one,
MEDIOCRITY is NOT GOOD FOR ANYONE DUMB ASS!
Your comment sickens me.
Cats and Lesbians and Rage: The Rollercoaster of Passion
you give the cat food BECAUSE IT'S HUNGRY
and IT WILL BITE YOU if you do not
especially if they feel a need to link it to potty humor
Thus my deceased dog's blessing of:
“I don't want a can of chicken, I want a can of meat."
the fish is just a big mutant baby
if bacon gets smaller when you fry it,
how come fish exposed to radiation gets bigger
Learn this lesson or cease your harassment of me.
as a woman who never could have gotten a job as a
because I AM LILY WHITE,
Aristotle is a schmuck.
Sadistic Isle of Lesbo resident.
if Madonna tries that crap again, she'll regret it.
"The Darky-man Cometh"
Rev. Anna Dynamite
Oh, so you want to play
the part of angry racist black man?
Everything at alt.slack does not have to be alt.black.
Start alt.slack.darkytown if you can't
live without harassing white folk.
You don't have the foggiest notion of what a racist is.
HEY, WE'RE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN
AND THE CREATURES ARE ALL GOD'S
CREATURES, BUT THE CATHOLICS ARE
THE STANKIEST OF ALL.
I even studied up on "black" lingo,
watched all the shows,
befriended blacks such as I could.
This side of darkytown can live
without your violent black panther comments.
Geez, when I agreed to come to this planet,
I just wantedto be an aquatic creature
and live in the ocean, ya know, a whale, a
porpoise, a shark.
The Irony of the Agony
good luck if you're looking for a job
working at Dairy Queen was great
but heck that 10% employee discount on
the junior Blitz burger was pretty sweet come lunchtime
a company that lied about the pay
and never corrected the errors
the stupid jokers fired me
except the pay was crappy
it's my right as a U.S. citizen
the SOB wouldn't even open the door
he wasn't going to give me a tip because I was late
my food stamps are still cut off
guess what BACON lovers!
some people really just want to bitch
Bernice Beck was a soldier caretaker
and a good neighbour award winner
Yet His fellow base mongers
were killed one by one
thirteen in killeen
including a civilian
Bernice from his May 9th 2003 grave
Finds rather objectionable
This man's premediated rampage galore
While the council on foreign relations
Maybe it's something genetic
because I've seen footage of people
in Africa and the Middle East and Asia
(the pampered brown set as it were)
blatantly assaulting people in the streets
WHICH IS NOT ACCEPTABLE IN THE USA.
If they are that uncomfortable with abstaining from assault,
they might enjoy one of those countries better.
listening to the black national anthem
Descent into Rationality
Rev. Dr. LoBotomy
I believe that at any given minute
our rational minds are helping us
make the best possible decisions
and I think its rare that
impairment of that rationality
promotes the best
An exception might be that
ones friends and family do not
tolerate said rational personality
and prefer and/or insist on
at an irrational or even mentally retarded
If said person cannot escape
that obviously dangerous and even
(at the very least infringements
on a person's
liberty and pursuit of happiness),
then perhaps indulgence in the drug
might be necessary,
but the best choice in that situation
would be for
the imposed upon person to leave
the company of said persons post
haste and pursue friends and loved
ones that appreciate his/her
without the drug.
How lucky for you
not to have been approached
by any criminals at all
are you just lucky
or can you afford the kickbacks?