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"Bob" Dobbs' Pipe [[File:Dobbs1.jpg]] :"Bob" Dobbs pipe is long and dark :"Bob" Dobbs pipe is hidden :Its frop will keep our hunger sharp :And we shall do its biddin. :The pipe has got a life its own :It's soul is animated :And it is evil to the bone :It's hunger must be sated :Should Dobbs pipe order you to kill :you'd better load your gun up, :Surrender reason to its will :And be prepared by sun up. :You'll be supplied directions soon :Your victim's name revealed :He'll be well gutted this forenoon :And your foul crime concealed. :Though some may find its orders cruel, :its dictates arbitrary, :ignore them and you'll be the fool :It's "Bob" Dobbs emissary! :Now, if you ain't been called on, tough :Don't worry or complain :You'll get your orders soon enough :and its gratitude you'll gain :Although "Bob" Dobbs collects the fees :for saucer sex salvation :It's Dobbs' pipe that guarantees :first class accommodations!

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