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Found the glove Don't know if Tater told you we had to go back to Itly on account of Marlene left her glove there last Summer when she won the county bakeoff with her secret apple cherry crumble. She said "Tater, let's take that money and go over to Yurp" and that's what we done. Lost a glove over in Itly, and she said we had to go back and get it on account of it was her mama's glove she gave her on her death bed and told her don't never lose them on account of they the ones got her through that snowstorm of '03. It was tucked under a statue of a gal havin some kind of vision or somethin. That's what they say. Looks more like the look of love to ol Tater. Anyhow, Tater's gettin spicious. Marlene tried sayin the glove weren't hers, but there was her name wrote inside. She fessed up and said she just wanted to stay a little longer, and it didn't make sense leavin on account of we ain't been in every church yet. But Tater got to thinkin, what was she doin with a winter glove when last time we was here it was summer. Thinkin she mighta planted it so's she'd have a excuse to come back. Not only that, but Tater heard her practicin her signoff in the bathroom late at night, and doin it in Italian. seems there's this feller Bear Lusconi owns all the TV stations here, and he got a big stable of party gals and a way of livin don't jibe with church practice. Tater's home church, not the Subgenius one. Anyhow, Tater's thinkin the gal might be thinkin of gettin into the TV market here. Ever since she got the news gal job up in Humbert, she's been thinkin big, but she says she just workin on a story on that Lusconi feller for KHUM, and Tater shouldn't worry. Still, it don't help none hearin her practice Italian when she thinks ol Tater's asleep. Tater

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