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Genesis 6 by Tater Gumfries on Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 12:44pm ยท :1: After a spell, when they was gettin to be more folks, they was a bunch of gals :2: The fellers took a look, and saw them gals was mighty pretty; and they declared for em and got hitched. :3: God said he weren't gonna be fightin with men, and he decided ain't no man gonna live past 120 years. :4: They was some giants back then; and when they married they had some mighty big young'uns. :5: And GOD saw that most men were worthless lyin skunks. :6: And he was sorry he made em in the first place. :7: So God said "I'm gonna just kill em all and be done with it". :8: But Noah he weren't so bad. :9: In fact, he was pretty damned upright. :10: And Noah got him three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. :11: But the world was filled with violence. :12: And God took a look, and it was all corrupt. :13: So God says to Noah, "The world is full of violence so I'm gonna kill everything". :14: "Make a boat out of gopher wood; put some rooms in there, and paint that boat with tar". :15: "Make that boat six hunnert feet long and two hunnert feet wide, and sixty foot tall". :16: "And put a window in there, right up near the top; and put a door in the side; and make three floors in that boat". :17: "I'm gonna flood the Earth". :18: "But I won't hurt you; you gonna get in that boat with your kin". :19: "You gonna take a breedin pair of everything along with you". :20: "Get some birds and cattle and bugs and snakes, two of everything". :21: "And get some feed for them critters and food for yourself and your kin". :22: And Noah did that. TaterPedia Bible Project
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