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Genesis 7
by Tater Gumfries on Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 12:45pm ·

:1: So God he says to Noah, "Get all your kin and get in that boat; y'all ain't so bad".
:2: "Grab seven of all the critters good for eatin, except them pigs, and make sure you get some breedin pairs: and all them critters ain't good eatin, except that pig, grab a pair of em".
:3: "And rustle up some breedin pairs of birds. We gonna need us some birds wehn this is over".
:4: "Seven days from now I'm gonna make it rain like the dickens for forty days and nights".
:5: Noah did what God told him.
:6: Noah was six hundred years old when the flood come.
:7: So Noah and all his kin crawled into that boat, on account of the flood a comin.
:8: All them critters, even the bugs and the snakes,
:9: They marched into that boat two by two.
:10: And after seven days it started to rain, just like God said it would.
:11: In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, Febuary 17, it was pourin rain, and they was extra water squirtin out of the sea just like a fire hose.
:12: Rained forty days and nights, just like God said.
:13: That day all of Noah's close kin, even the in-laws, got on that boat;
:14: And just like we said before, all them critters was on there too.
:15: They was all on that boat, and they wasn't gonna drown.
:16: After they was all on, God nailed that boat shut.
:17: And if flooded and the boat started in to floatin.
:18: That water got deeper and deeper, and that boat was just floatin up on top of it, just as pretty as you please.
:19: Lord, that water was deep.
:20: Even though that water was only thirty feet deep, it covered up all the mountains.
:21: Everything died:
:22: On account of they drowned.
:23: Serious, they was all dead except for who's in that big ol boat.
:24: The Earth was covered in water a hunert and fifty days. 

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