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Ol Man Toenails Ol' man toenails, Dose ol' man toenails Dey so damned yeller Dey make a feller Feel like a geezer He jes can't please her no more. Dey look like cornflakes Dey peel and dey break An' dem dat gots em Knows dat dey rotten But ol' man toenails Dey jus don't grow right at all. You an' me, we rack our brains, Toe be achin' an' racked wid pain, File em down! Clip dat nail! Rip de root out An' scream in pain. Ah gits weary An' sick of tryin' Ah'm tired of filin' An' skeered of cryin', But ol' man toenails, Dey jes' keeps crackin' along. Paint em up An' let em lay, Use Fungicure Least twice a day. Pretty soon A month or so, You be seein Good toenail grow Ol' man toenails, Dose ol' man toenails Dey was so yeller But now dis feller Feel like a young 'un Dey don't be fungin no more!
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