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(Latest | Earliest) View (newer 50) (older 50) (20 | 50 | 100 | 250 | 500)- 19:59, 5 January 2014 The Ten Comendments (hist) [979 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'The Ten Commendments 1 Ain't no gods but God, but you go ahead and say and write what you want. Ain't no one stoppin you. 2 Don't worship images, but knives and guns and such ar…')
- 18:43, 15 November 2012 Sleek and Shinin Bacon (hist) [551 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'My Sleek and Shining Bacon How I miss it, how I pine Smell so luscious, taste divine my sleek and shining bacon! My wife, you see, with no holds barred Has just declared …')
- 18:42, 15 November 2012 Old Man Toenails (hist) [846 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Ol Man Toenails Ol' man toenails, Dose ol' man toenails Dey so damned yeller Dey make a feller Feel like a geezer He jes can't please her no more. Dey look like cornflak…')
- 18:39, 15 November 2012 Chitlin Sausage Pome (hist) [1,643 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Y'all have such a purdy face, Boss man of the sausage race Over em all you take yer place A heap o' guts and chitlins. Grampa, won't you say the grace? And make it short and…')
- 18:36, 15 November 2012 Pie (hist) [1,102 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Went down to Pensacola for the Fourth of July. It was muggy and sweaty and hot but Tater's throat was dry. Went in to get a beer but somethin caught his eye... guess is was pi…')
- 19:38, 12 November 2012 AllahJehovah (hist) [2,343 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'The Death of Allah Jehovah Ábbás The world has now suffered a horrible loss with the death of dear Allah Jehovah Abbas. His outspoken atheist views were well known in the land…')
- 19:42, 26 September 2012 Sex (hist) [51 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Here's a map. Choose your poison. File:Sex.gif')
- 03:10, 22 September 2012 Down in the boil (hist) [700 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Tater had a big ol' boil on his neck, and when he popped it there was a gaping hole opening into a long corrugated tube, and there was a sort of peach colored light at the end, s…')
- 03:09, 22 September 2012 Dreamed of nenslo (hist) [1,532 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Tater dreamt of nenslo. Tater was hangin out with some other SG, it mighta been Chuck Keys, cookin some pancakes or some such, and started talkin about nenslo's comics, and when…')
- 03:09, 22 September 2012 The bread wall (hist) [1,291 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with ' Tater's pa asked Tater to help him find the missin bread wall. Seems pappy had ordered a wall made of Wonder Bread that was supposed to be a prop in a presentation his company …')
- 03:07, 22 September 2012 Huntin with Joe (hist) [3,553 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Huntin with Joe It's Sunday, and once again Tater's washin all that blood out the coveralls and carpets. That on the wall can get painted over, but it'll be a spell before ol T…')
- 03:06, 22 September 2012 Intelligent design (hist) [9,264 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Intelligent design Tater ain't got a problem with the idea. Atheists and militant Evolutionists do. Now, Tater ain't sayin evolution is bunk, cause it ain't. And he ain't sayi…')
- 03:05, 22 September 2012 How science is did (hist) [3,971 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'How science is did. Tater was readin his Sunday paper and he come across this column by that Marilyn vos Savant, you know, the world's brainiest gal? Well, one of her readers a…')
- 03:03, 22 September 2012 Tater's gator (hist) [5,659 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Tater's gator Not gettin him a alligator changed Tater for life. When Tater was a 7 year old boy, he went down to Florida to visit his gramps. Now, gramps was really somethin.…')
- 02:58, 22 September 2012 Squirrel Gumfries (hist) [557 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Get you a squirrel and some bacon and tomatoes, onion and carrots and a bottle of wine. Fry up the bacon, brown the squirrel in the bacon fat, take out, pour off most of the fat…')
- 02:55, 22 September 2012 Fair Share Act (hist) [1,940 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Fair Share Act We've been spongin off the job creators long enough! Don't take a genius to see that the reason we're in trouble is on account of the rich folk been payin waaaay …')
- 02:54, 22 September 2012 World's brainiest chick wrong again (hist) [1,233 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'World's brainiest chick wrong again: Marilyn vos Savant's column for today: Say you plan to roll a die 20 times. Which of these results is more likely: (a) 111111111111111111…')
- 02:53, 22 September 2012 Scientific warning labels (hist) [1,978 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Scientific Warnin Labels Tater didn't write this, but he thought some of em was pretty funny. A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels! • WARNING: Thi…')
- 02:52, 22 September 2012 The green thing (hist) [3,134 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'The Green Thing by Tater Gumfries on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 12:16pm · In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery b…')
- 02:50, 22 September 2012 Pasta carbonara (hist) [873 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Pasta carbonara Here's what Tater done with noodles last night. PASTA CARBONARA! Cook up a pound of bacon, drain it, chop it up and put it back in the pan. Boil up enough noodl…')
- 02:49, 22 September 2012 Reverend Borrower at the jazz club (hist) [4,937 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Reverend Borrower and the Jazz Club Tater don't remember if he ever told you about Reverend Borrower. There's a lot of good stories about him, and now that he's in the Bakersfi…')
- 02:48, 22 September 2012 Over in Lisbon (hist) [908 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Over in Lisbon Took 25 hours on three different planes to get here, but Lisbon's a hell of a town. Ain't got no Piggly Wiggly or Walmart, but it gots wine and fish and it's r…')
- 02:47, 22 September 2012 The dangers of (hist) [3,364 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'The dangers of They's a religious group out there sayin don't you dare criticize our religion. And you do they get real upset. Put you in jail or kill you. Worse, maybe take yo…')
- 02:46, 22 September 2012 How Tater helped Ivan Stang write Rubber Soul (hist) [4,383 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'How Tater helped Ivan Stang write Rubber Soul Tell you what, them was the days. Back then, before they put the highway in and cut Kern's Holler off from the outside world, the…')
- 02:44, 22 September 2012 X-day (hist) [2,154 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'X-Day! 7am, waking up in the morning Gotta go, flush, gotta get outside Gotta smoke a bowl, gotta have froppi-os Seein’ aliens, the time is comin Saucer's comin down, eve…')
- 02:43, 22 September 2012 True class (hist) [3,603 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'True class You know, sometimes you see things that really show off the nature of a man. And when you see somethin that takes true class, you think "You know, that's true class.…')
- 02:42, 22 September 2012 Tater's way (hist) [1,394 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'To the tune of "My Way" Tater tried a little writin exercise to see if he could speak in the first person. Hurts. Hurts like hell. Pass it my way And now, the dinner's …')
- 02:41, 22 September 2012 Happy birthday Robert Burns (hist) [4,111 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Happy birthday, Robert Burns! Down here in the holler, we don't need no excuse for drinkin whiskey, but it's nice to have one ready just in case. Far as drinkin excuses go, Rob…')
- 02:40, 22 September 2012 What the hell's wrong with Tony? (hist) [773 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'What the hell's wrong with Tony? He's a harpoon in the ass of progress. That's right, that's what Tater heard, anyhow, from one of them high rollers rides up front in th…')
- 02:39, 22 September 2012 Found the glove (hist) [1,786 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Found the glove Don't know if Tater told you we had to go back to Itly on account of Marlene left her glove there last Summer when she won the county bakeoff with her secret ap…')
- 02:37, 22 September 2012 Genesis 8 (hist) [2,408 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Genesis 8 :1: Now, God didn't forget about Noah and his critters, and all them cattle on that boat: so God set the wind to blowin, and it blows all them waters back out there of…')
- 02:37, 22 September 2012 Genesis 7 (hist) [1,859 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Genesis 7 by Tater Gumfries on Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 12:45pm · :1: So God he says to Noah, "Get all your kin and get in that boat; y'all ain't so bad". :2: "Grab seven…')
- 02:36, 22 September 2012 Genesis 6 (hist) [1,638 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Genesis 6 by Tater Gumfries on Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 12:44pm · :1: After a spell, when they was gettin to be more folks, they was a bunch of gals :2: The fellers took …')
- 02:35, 22 September 2012 Genesis 5 (hist) [3,167 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Genesis 5 :1: This is the part where we really talk about Adam's kinfolk. The day that God made up th' first man, He made him look like Him; :2: He made man and woman both; and…')
- 02:33, 22 September 2012 Genesis 4 (hist) [3,967 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Genesis 4 :1: And Adam got it on with his old lady Eve; and she got a bit preggers, and squeezed out Cain, and said, Lookit th' little man th' Lord got me. :2: And before you k…')
- 02:30, 22 September 2012 Genesis 3 (hist) [3,380 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Genesis 3 by Tater Gumfries on Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 12:41pm · :1: Now that snake he was smarter than any other of them critters God had whomped up, and he says to Eve…')
- 02:24, 22 September 2012 Genesis 2 (hist) [4,182 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Genesis 2 by Tater Gumfries on Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 12:25pm · 1: So then that was done. Got Heaven, Earth, and things fillin' up both of 'em. 2: …')
- 02:21, 22 September 2012 Genesis 1 (hist) [3,761 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Genesis 1 by Tater Gumfries on Saturday, September 4, 2010 at 11:29am · 1: First thing, God made him the sky and the ground. 2: And the ground was all lumpy, and weren'…')
- 02:21, 22 September 2012 Bible (hist) [358 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'The Christian Bible as told to King James is the truth. Don't even try to deny it. But it ain't that easy to read, so Tater and a team of crack translators set to work on it so's…')
- 02:17, 22 September 2012 What to tell your children about God (hist) [4,045 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'What to tell your children about God File:YinYang.jpg This here is a talk by Alan Watts There was never a time when the world began, because it goes round and round like…')
- 02:16, 22 September 2012 How to get you a pretty gal (hist) [5,831 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'How to get you a pretty gal File:PrettyGal.jpg They's some folks round the holler have them some gal trouble. Tater's gonna give you a quick course in gettin you a gal, and…')
- 02:12, 22 September 2012 How to do it (hist) [318 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'How to do it File:Hangin.jpg The tools are simple: First you need a room dark, hard and clear Then you need a rope, you know the kind: snarling, ragged, with a loop a loo…')
- 02:11, 22 September 2012 French drivers (hist) [5,752 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Italian and French drivers and such Tater's been doin a lot of drivin here in France and in Italy (found out there's an "a" in there... sorry about spellin it Itly for so long,…')
- 02:09, 22 September 2012 Tater's moles (hist) [1,682 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Tater's moles File:Moles.jpg Tater made him some green mole, red mole and black mole (mole verde, mole rojo and mole negro) last night, and DAMN they's good! Kept tastin th…')
- 02:05, 22 September 2012 Down in the holler (hist) [1,658 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Down in the Holler File:Holler1.jpg Ain't much to do in the holler, so folks tend to stare at whatever's movin, and that's usually Tater. On account of most other folks her…')
- 02:03, 22 September 2012 Kern's Holler cassoulet (hist) [2,139 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Kern's Holler Cassoulet File:Cassoulet.jpg Kern's Holler Cassoulet This is one tasty dish, and if you ain't never tried it, you ought to. And if you have tried it, you oug…')
- 02:02, 22 September 2012 Some Easter Eckhart (hist) [8,481 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Some Easter Eckhart File:Eckhart1.jpg In the holler durin the Winter, ain't much to do but read, and once Tater learnt how to do it (to impress Jodie Foster), he couldn't s…')
- 01:58, 22 September 2012 Tater's eulogy (hist) [772 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Tater Gumfries 1951 - 20** Tater thought he ought to write his eulogy now, so it gets did right at least once. Tater was a man tried to do right, but didn't always succeed. It…')
- 01:56, 22 September 2012 Time for plantin (hist) [2,117 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Time to get ready for plantin File:PeachesTooEarly.jpg Plantin season is a comin, and Tater's gotta get out there and rip out the old tomater cages and basil stems and dig t…')
- 01:54, 22 September 2012 Young folks in pain (hist) [1,376 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Young folks in pain File:Pot.jpg Tater's up in Denver visitin Marlene, and when we was out, we found they was three marijuana clinics right there on the same corner, three b…')
