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Inappropriate tap dancin


Sometimes when a feller needs a laugh, it's good to have a simple,
reliable method to make you chuckle. Tater's involves tap dancin. He
was at the funeral of a beloved relative over the weekend, and was
feelin a little down. One of the things they sang over to the funeral
was "How Great Thou Art" which, as any of you churchgoin folk know is
kinda slow and wobbly. So Tater he imagines how it would have to be
rewrit so's you could tap dance to it, with shuffle stops and all.

O Lord my God, (two, three) When I in awesome wonder, (dit dit dit dit dit dit dee diddley di dee dit)
Consider all the worlds Thy Hands have made; (two three four, dip, slide dip)
I see the stars, (two, three) I hear the rolling thunder, (dittley dit dit dit dah dittley dit dee dit)
Thy power throughout the universe displayed. (dah dit dah dit dah dit dah dittley dit dah dit)

See what ol Tater means? How can you feel sad when they's tap dancin
goin on?