We
Must Make Mad Science More Efficient
Author: Doktor Zapanaz, Overlord of the Quod Dimension, Mad Scientist
Abstract: As Mad Scientists, many of us have been
pursuing similar
goals for many years. Transferring human minds into the bodies of wild
animals or insects, tearing open rifts in the very fabric of space-time
itself in order to allow hordes of hideous other-dimensional demons to
flood into this universe and destroy all life on earth, reanimating
dead tissue to create an unholy mockery of life, and delving into
secrets that Man was never meant to tamper with. And yet we have failed
to work together to make our methodology more efficient and
cost-effective. We are hopelessly behind the times. Herein I
hope to
share my most efficient methodologies for the benefit of the Mad
Scientist community at large.
Method: REVERSE the POLARITY! THROW the
SWITCH, my twisted subhuman assistant!
Assistant: Doktor you're mad, we don't know what the effect
might be!
We could create a temporal anomaly and shatter reality itself!
Don't make me do it!
DO IT, DO NOT STAND IN MY WAY! (flogs assistant into
unconsciousness)
THEY said I was MAD! THEY tried to stand in my way! You are
no better
than them, twisted assistant! I shall do it myself, and let
the world
be damned! The narrow-minded fools, now they will see!
(reverses polarity, throws switch, struck dead by a bolt of
lightning)
AIEEEE!
Summary:
I have found this approach to be extremely effective in
mind-transference and temporal-rift openings, and offer it to the
world.
Together we can work more efficiently and we can SHOW THEM
ALL!