The economic impact of zombies
Commentary by softsofa
Zombie-Americans are the group that will allow Obama to achieve his
America-changing goals on time and under budget;
1.) Socialized medicine. Zombies don't
need no stinkin' medicine.
2.) Energy policy based on global warming.
Zombies don't need
warming. Or cars. Or lights.
3.) Improving education through increased spending.
Zombies want
brains, not education.
4.) Reducing military spending. Zombies
take a lot more killing than
the living, greatly reducing the need for replacements and the costs
associated with them. And it goes without saying that dead
soldiers
are no longer an issue.
5.) Clean environment. Zombies
are the dirtiest things in the
environment so everything's clean to them.
6.) Racism. Zombies treat all
living equally in spite of the living
profiling and stereotyping them.
7.) Debt. Zombies own nothing, so they
don't need to borrow.
8.) Adequate food, clothes and housing.
Food? Brains. Clothes? What
they were buried in. Housing? Inside or out; it's
all the same to
them.
Obama's entire agenda can be successfully built. Cast aside your
preconceived notions and embrace your inner zombie.