Kern's Holler Contrarian Recipes




Tofu Tex-Mex Spaghetti

Find some firm tofu (this may be a deal-killer right here)

Dice it fine; optionally, crush it with the back of a fork, 'til it's
like ground beef. Or, use ground beef. 


Sear it in a large sauce pan with a bit of oil
Chop some onions fine, add them to the pan, saute until translucent 


At this point, I usually add a splash of tamari
Add chopped and browned (separately) garlic; go ahead, add some more 


Add chopped browned mushrooms
Add chopped bell peppers; red, green and yellow, if you have 'em
Add some oregano, and perhaps some ganja 


Add chopped hot peppers, red hot sauce, or whatever HOT stuff you have
around 


Add a can of tomato sauce; pour water to fill can 1/4 full, rinse out
the sauce from the corners of the can - that should be about the right
amount of water to make the sauce liquid 


Let it simmer; add black or kidney beans if you wish 


Let it simmer some more, while you
Heat 4 cups of water in a pan - when it comes to a boil, put in the
correct amount of spaghettini; unfortunately, I don't have the knack
for judging that amount, so I usually make too little or too much.
Good luck.


-OR- 


Spaghetti squash is a type of marrow, which mimics spaghetti pasta.
You have to have done this part already.


Spaghetti squash procedure:

Cut spaghetti squash in half lengthwise.  Put pieces into a covered
baking dish (clay baker is ideal) with 1/4 cup of water.  Bake at 350
degrees F. for 30-40 minutes.  Test for doneness with a fork into the
"meat" of the squash. Scoop out and discard the seeds (into your
compost pail).  Rake the squash lengthwise with a fork, and it will
have the consistency of cooked spaghetti pasta.  Add a little salt and
black pepper and keep warm.


Cut the cheese; then grate it. 


Heap a bunch of pasta or squash on your plate, then cover with sauce,
then with grated cheese 


Pop a cap on a Corona, and dig in!


Leftover sauce can be glopped onto fried eggs next morning, for Huevos
Rancheros.


Got some more left over? It's good for making nachos.


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