The Ten Comendments
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| - | 1 Ain't no gods but God, but you go ahead and say and write what you want. Ain't no one stoppin you. | + | *1 Ain't no gods but God, but you go ahead and say and write what you want. Ain't no one stoppin you. |
| - | 2 Don't worship images, but knives and guns and such are OK. | + | *2 Don't worship images, but knives and guns and such are OK. |
| - | 3 No cussin with "God" in it, and the army can't let soldiers live in your house, | + | *3 No cussin with "God" in it, and the army can't let soldiers live in your house, |
| - | 4 Go to church, and while you're there the government will search your house, but only with a warrant. | + | *4 Go to church, and while you're there the government will search your house, but only with a warrant. |
| - | 5 Be good to your ma and pa, and if they say you're a criminal, they gotta prove it. | + | *5 Be good to your ma and pa, and if they say you're a criminal, they gotta prove it. |
| - | 6 Don't kill no one without a damned good reason, and if you do, you get a trial by jury. | + | *6 Don't kill no one without a damned good reason, and if you do, you get a trial by jury. |
| - | 7 Don't mess with other folks' women, but if you do, they can sue you over it. | + | *7 Don't mess with other folks' women, but if you do, they can sue you over it. |
| - | 8 Don't steal. But if you do it and someone takes you to civil court over it, you get a jury trial. | + | *8 Don't steal. But if you do it and someone takes you to civil court over it, you get a jury trial. |
| - | 9 Don't lie about what other folks done, and besides that, there might be some stuff we left out, so you can do it even if it's not in the list. | + | *9 Don't lie about what other folks done, and besides that, there might be some stuff we left out, so you can do it even if it's not in the list. |
| - | 10 Don't be jealous of other folk's stuff, cause the states can make a law against that if they like. | + | *10 Don't be jealous of other folk's stuff, cause the states can make a law against that if they like. |
