Kern's Holler Poem Bunker

From listaning to TOO MUCH MARY POPPINS:

Oh, it's a jolly 'oliday with Martian
Martian makes your head so light!
When the day is gray and ordinary
Martian makes the sun shine bright!
Oh crappiness is bloomin' all around  'im
The manboobs smilin' at the neck beard
When Martian poasts a thread, yer filled with dread
Your breighn starts poundin' like a big brass band
It's a jolly 'olliday with Martian
No wondar that it's Martian that we mock!