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(Latest | Earliest) View (newer 20) (older 20) (20 | 50 | 100 | 250 | 500)- 19:59, 5 January 2014 The Ten Comendments (hist) [979 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'The Ten Commendments 1 Ain't no gods but God, but you go ahead and say and write what you want. Ain't no one stoppin you. 2 Don't worship images, but knives and guns and such ar…')
- 18:43, 15 November 2012 Sleek and Shinin Bacon (hist) [551 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'My Sleek and Shining Bacon How I miss it, how I pine Smell so luscious, taste divine my sleek and shining bacon! My wife, you see, with no holds barred Has just declared …')
- 18:42, 15 November 2012 Old Man Toenails (hist) [846 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Ol Man Toenails Ol' man toenails, Dose ol' man toenails Dey so damned yeller Dey make a feller Feel like a geezer He jes can't please her no more. Dey look like cornflak…')
- 18:39, 15 November 2012 Chitlin Sausage Pome (hist) [1,643 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Y'all have such a purdy face, Boss man of the sausage race Over em all you take yer place A heap o' guts and chitlins. Grampa, won't you say the grace? And make it short and…')
- 18:36, 15 November 2012 Pie (hist) [1,102 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Went down to Pensacola for the Fourth of July. It was muggy and sweaty and hot but Tater's throat was dry. Went in to get a beer but somethin caught his eye... guess is was pi…')
- 19:38, 12 November 2012 AllahJehovah (hist) [2,343 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'The Death of Allah Jehovah Ábbás The world has now suffered a horrible loss with the death of dear Allah Jehovah Abbas. His outspoken atheist views were well known in the land…')
- 19:42, 26 September 2012 Sex (hist) [51 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Here's a map. Choose your poison. File:Sex.gif')
- 03:10, 22 September 2012 Down in the boil (hist) [700 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Tater had a big ol' boil on his neck, and when he popped it there was a gaping hole opening into a long corrugated tube, and there was a sort of peach colored light at the end, s…')
- 03:09, 22 September 2012 Dreamed of nenslo (hist) [1,532 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Tater dreamt of nenslo. Tater was hangin out with some other SG, it mighta been Chuck Keys, cookin some pancakes or some such, and started talkin about nenslo's comics, and when…')
- 03:09, 22 September 2012 The bread wall (hist) [1,291 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with ' Tater's pa asked Tater to help him find the missin bread wall. Seems pappy had ordered a wall made of Wonder Bread that was supposed to be a prop in a presentation his company …')
- 03:07, 22 September 2012 Huntin with Joe (hist) [3,553 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Huntin with Joe It's Sunday, and once again Tater's washin all that blood out the coveralls and carpets. That on the wall can get painted over, but it'll be a spell before ol T…')
- 03:06, 22 September 2012 Intelligent design (hist) [9,264 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Intelligent design Tater ain't got a problem with the idea. Atheists and militant Evolutionists do. Now, Tater ain't sayin evolution is bunk, cause it ain't. And he ain't sayi…')
- 03:05, 22 September 2012 How science is did (hist) [3,971 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'How science is did. Tater was readin his Sunday paper and he come across this column by that Marilyn vos Savant, you know, the world's brainiest gal? Well, one of her readers a…')
- 03:03, 22 September 2012 Tater's gator (hist) [5,659 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Tater's gator Not gettin him a alligator changed Tater for life. When Tater was a 7 year old boy, he went down to Florida to visit his gramps. Now, gramps was really somethin.…')
- 02:58, 22 September 2012 Squirrel Gumfries (hist) [557 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Get you a squirrel and some bacon and tomatoes, onion and carrots and a bottle of wine. Fry up the bacon, brown the squirrel in the bacon fat, take out, pour off most of the fat…')
- 02:55, 22 September 2012 Fair Share Act (hist) [1,940 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Fair Share Act We've been spongin off the job creators long enough! Don't take a genius to see that the reason we're in trouble is on account of the rich folk been payin waaaay …')
- 02:54, 22 September 2012 World's brainiest chick wrong again (hist) [1,233 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'World's brainiest chick wrong again: Marilyn vos Savant's column for today: Say you plan to roll a die 20 times. Which of these results is more likely: (a) 111111111111111111…')
- 02:53, 22 September 2012 Scientific warning labels (hist) [1,978 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Scientific Warnin Labels Tater didn't write this, but he thought some of em was pretty funny. A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels! • WARNING: Thi…')
- 02:52, 22 September 2012 The green thing (hist) [3,134 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'The Green Thing by Tater Gumfries on Wednesday, July 27, 2011 at 12:16pm · In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery b…')
- 02:50, 22 September 2012 Pasta carbonara (hist) [873 bytes] TaterGumfries (Talk | contribs) (Created page with 'Pasta carbonara Here's what Tater done with noodles last night. PASTA CARBONARA! Cook up a pound of bacon, drain it, chop it up and put it back in the pan. Boil up enough noodl…')
